Saturday, April 16, 2011

Ode to love handles

From whence do you come
handles of love
is it because from the
table i did not shove
Was it the fried chicken
or the the shrimp and grits
Did they give me you
instead of just the sh**s
Was it the couch
so inviting and soft
Those days at the gym
I missed! Must of dozed off.
Or hot Krispy Kreme
chocolate filled delights
dancing across my lips
on way too many nights
Could it be Carolina BBQ
drowned in tangy mustard sauce
That kept you and the spare
tire from coming off
I think I see the culprit
my vision is crystal clear
It was all those blurry
hazy nights marinated in beer......

And all of the above!!!

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